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Atheists bond during 'de-baptism'
Nonbelievers say they need to show their numbers

Sunday, August 3, 2008 6:10 AM

Belief in God symbolically evaporated when more than a hundred atheists were "de-baptized" with a blow dryer yesterday.

Organizers of the event in Westerville, described as a "coming out party" for atheists, agnostics and humanists, served root beer and crackers with peanut butter and honey to top off the late afternoon ceremony.

"Do you agree that the magical potency of today's ceremony is exactly equal to the magical efficacy of ceremonial baptism with dihydrogen oxide, and do you agree that the power of all magical ceremonies is nonexistent?" Frank Zindler, president of American Atheists, said to launch the de-baptism.

After a resounding "amen" from the audience, the first person in line yelled, "Dry me brother! I'm free!" The crowd laughed as each person squeezed his or her eyes shut and walked underneath the blow dryer.

"It sounds perhaps frivolous, but it's a very serious thing," Zindler said before the ceremony. "The event is more of an invitation to a revolution more than a party in a sense. Until we come out of the closet and let people know our numbers, politicians think they can ignore us."

Gillian Peiffer, 25, became more vocal about being an atheist after she said she was fired in the fall from a Columbus truck dealership because of her atheism.

"It's the last form of discrimination that's still acceptable," Peiffer said.

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I kind of like this...though there's got to be a better way of being symbolic. Maybe an atheist-pride parade?

Neat idea. And just think Boo, we could give free blow jobs to any who desired da "de-baptism".

I'm not believing I said that... but I did.

Roselyn, you have perked my interest, Hummm